An Entry in the International Students Handbook

This paragraph from the International Students Handbook warns students about American TV:
Caution: Although television can be an excellent and entertaining way to improve one’s English, it can also have negative effects. First, it presents what most people would consider a distorted view of life in the United States. Second, people sometimes become addicted to “soap operas.” Addiction to soap operas can detract from a student’s academic performance.

For those who don’t look at the comments

Comments:
Inspiring blog … The first week at RIT seems a ritual … Happens everytime with every1 ..
Am a newbie here at RIT drilled with a quarter of lost weekends, Insomnia and coding nightmares …
Couldn’t help but notice that 4.0 figure …
You must be GOD 😉
Bye, gotta go, Time for some willowy magic from dravid …
Keep the blog going, It makes good reading …

… always amok

Posted by Blade Runner at December 15, 2003 04:29 AM
Dear Newbie to RIT,

First of all, god bless you for adding a comment to an almost barren blog!

Next, don’t worry your life will return to normal once you have acheived your goal here in Rochester. Soon you will find that spending 30 minutes at a Shopping Mall will not result in a delayed Algorithms assignment. You will discover to your amazement that money is peripheral especially when you are no longer paying tuition. With chagrin you will find yourself with better things to do on a Friday night instead of debugging your Distributed Systems project.

You will, in short be enlightened as to why in the University of Life, a 4.0 GPA means nothing.

But always remember, RIT CS makes you slog now so that you don’t have to slog later!

Until that time, hold fort!

– Santosh

Posted by Santosh at December 15, 2003 11:06 AM

recommended

A Tel Maalish from your local barber shop, at Rs 25/- !! Dimaag ka darwaza khul jayega, bholaprasad mere yaar, ek baar try kar le. Maja aa gaya. While driving back, the stress of 9am traffic seemed so distant. On having driven home, most of the throbbing in my head was GONE. Tel Maalish is usually a combination exotic Indian oils, a firm hand and patience. It has been a tradition for as long as I can remember. Bhai, acha sa maalish kardo! It started with my granny and extended as a form of expression later as I grew up. If you love someone, actions will always speak louder than words sir! Go massage that lower back and relieve her stress 🙂

If your in India do try it out. In related news, the local government plans to ban Massage parlours since they suspect gents misuse the parlour for the massage ladies 🙂 This came from the bhaiyya who was giving me a propah (read between the lines) torso massage.

Life goes on

At work, it feels wierd? No not at all, usual work day!

Two links
Blogging activity in RIT
Cheap Guju

For those who don’t know what a Cheap Guju is, a Cheap Guju is a ‘Desi’ or Asian who is particularly skimpy and tries to stretch the Dollar, sometimes too far. Its all a bit of humour, no offence intended. In fact I stretched the dollar too and I shall continue to do so as long as my bank balance remains in 2 – 3 digits.

How stupidly tragic

My Bicycling future is doomed, the sun set at 5:00pm today. 🙂

Apart from moping about the inability to ride a man-powered contraption on two wheels with a rudimentary arrangement for illumination of direction.

The answer to the Ultimate Question

The Question is, the Ultimate Question about the Life the Universe and Everything. It’s the question that was asked to the mega-computer that is actually the Earth in Douglas Adam’s the “HitchHikers Guide to The Galaxy” where the Earth is basically part of a large experiment run by mice. Humanity happens to be part of the large experiment, but only believe that they may experiment on mice since they are more intelligent. It’s actually the other way around.

To Quote the Wikipedia:
The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, as given by the supercomputer Deep Thought to a group of mice in Douglas Adams’s comic science fiction series The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, is “42”. According to the Guide, mice are 3-dimensional profiles of a pan-dimensional, super-intelligent race of beings. They built Deep Thought, the second greatest computer of all time and space, to tell them the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. After seven and a half million years the computer divulges the answer: 42.

“Forty-two!” yelled Loonquawl. “Is that all you’ve got to show for seven and a half million years’ work?”
“I checked it very thoroughly,” said the computer, “and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is.”

The computer informs the researchers that it will build them a second and greater computer, incorporating living beings as part of its computational matrix, to tell them what the question is. That computer was called Earth and was so big that it was often mistaken for a planet. The question was lost minutes before it was to be outputted, by the Vogons’ demolition of the Earth, supposedly to build a hyperspace bypass. (Later in the series, it is revealed that the Vogons had been hired to destroy the Earth by a consortium of philosophers and psychiatrists who feared for their jobs should the meaning of life become common knowledge.)

Anyhow, coming back to the question, the answer to the question is “42”. However, there are certain basic traps here. The “Ultimate Question” is extremely vague and omnipotent. For example, the philosopher might ask, “what is the meaning of life?” or I might ask “is there a pattern behind the universe?”, or as Franky and Benji mouse (from the book) might ask “what is the fargin question that deserves 42 as an answer?”.

Franky and Benjy mouse are the only survivors after Earth blows up and were conducting the “Experiment” (to determine the Ultimate question AFTER they found out that the answer to that question was “42”).

Arthur Dent happens to be the only survivor of humanity and part of that experiment. So the mice propose to dice his brain to extract the answer. However, Arthur manages to escape Unscathed. To quote Wikipedia:

Already booked for a round of talk-show appearances to reveal the Question, the mice become desperate to discover it. During a meeting with Arthur Dent and his companions on the planet Magrathea, Frankie and Benjy mouse reveal a plan to extract the ultimate question from Arthur’s brain. Since this involves removing and dicing his brain, Arthur is unwilling to go along with the plan. He manages to escape from them unscathed.

Lacking a real answer, the mice proposed to use “How many roads must a man walk down?” as the question for talk-shows (having rejected the question, “What’s yellow and dangerous?” – actually a riddle whose answer, not given by Adams, is “Shark-infested custard”).

At the end of the book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (volume 2 of the Hitchhiker’s trilogy), Arthur Dent (as the last human to have left the Earth before its destruction, and therefore the portion of the computer matrix most likely to hold the question) attempts to discover the Question by extracting it from his unconscious mind, through pulling Scrabble letters at random out of a sack. The result is the sentence “WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE”.

“Six by nine. Forty-two.”
“That’s it. That’s all there is.”

Since 6 x 9 = 54, this being the question would imply that the universe is bizarre and irrational; on the other hand, there is no proof that this was the actual question. After all, Arthur Dent comprised only a minuscule fragment of the vast and complex computer matrix that was the Earth, and besides, it was stated that the computer’s run had not finished when it was destroyed. In addition, Arthur and Ford realized that the original ape-like inhabitants of Earth were displaced by the Golgafrinchans, which could account for the irrational nature of the question in Arthur’s mind (as he himself is a descendant of the Golgafrinchans).

However, it was later pointed out that 6 x 9 = 42 if the calculations are performed in base 13, not base 10. Douglas Adams was not aware of this at the time, and has denied that base 13 has anything to do with it.

Now let’s look at the answer, lot’s of people have construed the answer to fit many explanations, one explanation has already been offered above (base 13, 🙂 13 diners at the last supper, Google, Deep Thought, blah blah). Douglas Adams has denied it ALL. He say’s it WAS A JOKE goddamit. He never intended it to be anything with significant meaning, he just wanted to write his book.

Which brings us back to the question, which can now be (finally) conveniently phrased, Is Life, the Universe and Everything else part of a big JOKE? Yes, you know the rest…

Proof

Here is proof of Dilberts unparalleled Omnipotence 🙂
Asok the I.I.T Graduate.

Note: Dilbert is a copyright of United Feature Syndicate, Inc. Also I am not hosting the image on my site, neither do I intend to profit from the use of the image! Now cool down and put away that lawsuit…