Eric Cartman:
“First Rule of Fight Club, you pay me $10 million dollars”
“Hippies, hippies… they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
“I am not Fat, I’m just big-boned!!”
“Oh, oh, Jesus. I was here laughing so hard, that the milk comes out of your nose. Oh, oh, man”
“AW!! I’M NOBODY!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!”
“Wait a minute… maybe that was a sign from God.. That’s it isn’t it?! You want
me to start a boy band so I can make ten million dollars, don’t you?! THAT’s IT!!”
“Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was
wrong, you’re not a Jew. Kyle: Cartman, I *am* Jewish! Cartman: There, there,
don’t be hard on yourself, Kyle.”